The last time we did a political freebie, it was a bit of a fiasco. However, I want it to be known that I am a supporter of thongs. That is all.

Get a free thong for signing up to the American Apparel newsletter. This is a bit unique, most places just give you the coupon. This one is coming in the mail!

Be careful guys, it’s not good to have thongs just laying around. Allow a few weeks for delivery. US residents only.

Make sure to put a valid email, you will get further details via email for your gift.